So I Chose Freedom

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isisles5-love-puckleberry:

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

OMG!!!jajajajaja

(Source: sexyyuglyy)

  • me: [walking past book store]
  • me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
  • mom: no

ok so i’m pretty sure i’ll have to spend the night sitting on my bed so i won’t choke.. Damn asthma that make this damn cold way worse!!

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies)

tvgropes:

the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects

I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself.

- Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis   (via ceedling)

(Source: loitoledo)

(Source: reginamlls)

chahooo:

urban blog

chahooo:

urban blog

(Source: g0ld-lif3)

bettynerdgirl:

“Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.

(Source: badndngirl)

I’m starting to find worrying how much alcohol doctors drink on Grey’s Anatomy.. and even more worrying how much my mates at school are starting to look like them…

and tutors partying with interns??

I think i’m on the same way tho.. lol

  • person: i like you.
  • me: why.

fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

(Source: fluffypaws)

lea and the ground

(Source: pezburrie)

My friend just left to work.. And now i can’t go back to sleep.. 😔

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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